A Shift in the Universe??

There was a MASSIVE shift in the Universe today!!

Did anyone else feel it?!?!?

THIS IS CRAZY EXCITING!!!!

I was lounging about in the coach when I heard a faint “Hello?”

I went outside to see what was going on and I found TWO BEAUTIFUL WOMEN!!!

I was in shock – I could barely speak – my knees were weak!!!

They looked at me and said “Hello.”

My entire body was numb, my brain was frozen, I could barely form words with my lips!

Nonetheless; I managed to squeak out “Thank you for speaking to me!!! I will do anything you ask of me!!!”

They then asked if I could give their car a jump as it had a dead battery?

My mind is aflutter with all the thoughts of what might happen next!!!!

Has a new (BETTER) paradigm just begun!!

… sorry, I didn’t get any photographic proof of the event …